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🐕 DogdripBuzz· translated 13h ago

nurse said 'do you SEE the 10 patients waiting??' after being asked to skip the line 💀

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TL;DR — IN KOREAN VIBES

The original post about the nurse's dramatic response resonated because Koreans are very familiar with blunt, no-nonsense hospital staff energy — it's a universally relatable moment. The comment section going completely off the rails into a colonoscopy prep survival guide made it even more viral.

So someone posted about asking a nurse if they could get their procedure done quickly — and the nurse hit them with the most unhinged customer service response: *gestures dramatically at the waiting room* "Excuse me, do you not SEE those ten patients waiting over there???" 💀

Like bro. You walked into a clinic, asked to skip the line, and got publicly ratio'd by a nurse in scrubs. The audacity. The humbling. Fr fr this is what happens when you think you're the main character at a hospital.

But the real chaos? The comments went completely off-topic and turned into a full-on survival guide for colonoscopy prep — and honestly it's sending me. Turns out getting a colonoscopy in Korea is NO joke. We're talking a 3-day restricted diet (no sesame seeds, no chili flakes, no kimchi, no seaweed), then the night before you're chugging liters of this bowel-cleansing solution called Cleanview (크린뷰올산) that apparently tastes like off-brand Pocari Sweat, waking up at the crack of dawn to do it AGAIN, and showing up to the hospital already half-dead from dehydration. One person said they literally got dehydration symptoms before they even walked through the door. Another said they found a polyp, got it removed, and the surgery insurance payout made the whole ordeal "totally worth it" — the way Korean internet immediately found the silver lining 😭✨

And then someone in the back quietly pointed out: the nurse could've just said "right this way" instead of the whole dramatic speech. Which... fair. But also the energy was immaculate.

🗣 KOREAN YOU JUST LEARNED
크린뷰올산
Cleanview
A bowel-cleansing solution Korean patients drink before a colonoscopy to completely empty their intestines. You chug it in large quantities the night before and morning of the procedure — it's infamous for the taste and the relentless bathroom trips that follow.
포카리스웨트
Pocari Sweat
A hugely popular Korean (and Japanese) electrolyte sports drink with a mild, lightly sweet flavor — the go-to cultural reference point for anything that tastes vaguely like a sports drink. Koreans comparing the colonoscopy prep solution to Pocari Sweat is basically saying 'it's tolerable, barely.'
위내시경
gastroscopy
An upper endoscopy procedure to examine the stomach, extremely routine in Korea due to the country's high rates of stomach cancer screening. Many Koreans get it done annually as part of a standard health checkup, so it's considered relatively low-effort compared to a colonoscopy.
대장내시경
colonoscopy
A lower intestinal endoscopy that requires days of dietary restrictions and intense bowel prep beforehand. In Korea it's commonly done alongside a gastroscopy as part of comprehensive health screenings, but the prep process is notoriously brutal compared to the gastroscopy.
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middle-aged nurse behavior. they WILL make it a whole thing 💀

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she could've literally just said 'right this way' and kept it moving. why the TED talk 😭

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fasting means NO WATER either btw. not even a sip.

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colonoscopy prep is actually feral. I booked it thinking it'd be like a gastroscopy — casual, whatever. bro. 3-day diet, drain your entire intestines the night before, wake up at 4am to do it AGAIN, show up to the hospital already in dehydration mode. fr fr I was cooked before the procedure even started. BUT they found a polyp, removed it, insurance paid out. so... W? 😭✨

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every hospital gives you a different schedule but mine handed me this whole color-coded forbidden foods list and I was NOT ready: 3 days before: no kiwi, strawberry, watermelon, grapes, green onion, mushrooms, sesame 2 days before: no multigrain rice, kimchi, seaweed, spinach, bean sprouts 1 day before: plain white rice, broth, castella cake, water, sports drinks only fasting from 4pm. last meal at 3pm. then you're chugging 500ml of Cleanview + 500ml of water multiple times. I was NOT okay 😭

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if water was banned they would've told you 'fasting (including water)' — if they just said fasting, water is fine bestie

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I did both colonoscopy AND gastroscopy same day. they just gave me a prep drink from a certain time onward and I chugged it. tasted like Pocari Sweat so I was fine lol. the bathroom trips every 20 minutes though... that was the real boss fight

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mine tasted like lemon Gatorade and I was up all night running to the bathroom on a timer 😭 the diet prep I didn't even do tbh

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people just can't follow instructions fr. you say water is okay and suddenly someone shows up having had an iced latte and a frappuccino 💀

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skipping 10 people in line... living the dream 😭

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